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I get literally dozens of emails every day from TurboTap users and potential TurboTap users. I have saved some of the more "interesting" ones.

In the interest of business integrity, these are all real, complete and unsolicited. Some of them are run-of-the-mill, and some are hilarious.

 

 

This one is pretty typical. Honest and straight to the point...

Kris –
   Just wanted to tell you I got it last week and installed it.  IT IS AWESOME.   I am very pleased.  
Thank you.

Next up is a true student of draft beer...

I installed your tap today in Richardson, Texas.  I suspect it is the first in the Lone Star State.  That the results were spectacular would be an understatement.  My background in Physics gives me an appreciation of the pressure and temperature imperatives of the system.  They were critical.  Six degrees down and two pounds up and “viola”, a perfect Anchor 2005 Christmas Ale.

This is all the guy wrote. I took it to mean that he is satisified....

in the words of the great johnny carson - great stuff –

This guy is going to look at draft beer differently in the future....

Thanks again. It is amazing how well they work, they could just about sell themselves. I went to a restaurant last week, and had to wait 5-10 minutes for 4-5 inches of head to settle..
 
Just wanted to say thanks..
 
Chris

It's not just men ordering TurboTaps. In fact, one woman really wanted me to know the details....

Hello to the Beer Engineer!

Just a friendly update on how the Christmas gift was received by husband...

He obviously didn't hear about the Turbo Tapper but as he opened his gift on Christmas Eve and was wondering what it was, son-in-law was telling him that he heard that all over Europe, a similar device is being used for pouring beer. I'm just hoping that the device is yours from America since I love seeing American ingenuity reign over anything European.

The Turbo Tap is now installed and pouring perfect beer. We use the frig tapper much more in the summer months than the winter (as you can imagine) and most likely would not have replaced the keg until after winter before Turbo Tap arrived on the scene.  Husband Tom takes all of your instructions very seriously about temperature etc. (I usually refer to that quality as anal)  However in this case, he has my deepest respect for carrying out the rules to the letter. What beer and "gas" was left, was still pouring perfect glasses.

Best wishes for a great and profitable New Year.

Regards,

Pat

Here is someone who ordered the wrong kit at first, waited patiently for the correct one, and apparently likes it. The funniest part of this one is the post-script....

Kris,
 
I've since installed my tower kit, got a new keg, and made sure the temp is good.  I now have wonderfully non-foamy beer flowing and I love my TurboTap.
 
As for the other kit, it's sitting on my desk awaiting a UPS label as a PDF you mentioned in your last email.  (I've included it below.)
 
Regards,
JohnE
 
BTW, "I don't care how much you paid for this, it's totally worth it!"
- My wife

They keep getting funnnier....

The tap worked outstanding this weekend!  Thanks again for that new shank.  Haha, people were quite amazed, I felt like a proud father showing it off to everyone!

Make sure and stay in touch.

Thanks again,

Bobby

If your still reading at this point, you must have some time on your hands. With hundreds of home user kits going out the door, one is bound to have a problem. I was pretty worried about this one (people addressing me as "Sir" are generally bearing bad news) until I got to the end that is...

Dear Sir,
 
I purchased the home version of the turbo tap for my keg cooler.  It installed fine.  I left to go shopping and when I came back there was water all over the floor; so I thought.  After investigating found that it was actually beer.  After a search discovered that the shank to the faucet connection was not good; copper to stainless steel?  It was leaking where the copper shank goes into the faucet.  So, I removed your shank and faucet and replaced it with my original.  I would like to get a replacement shank and faucet so that I can go back to your original setup.  Would you like me to send you back the original shank and faucet?  I think it should be at your cost since the weld and/or solder (not sure which) was faulty.
 
Thanks
 
Chris

PS: love the Turbo Tap......

Some people are fans, some true believers. This is one of many who were ready to change careers after a few TurboTap beers...

I started reducing the pressure until I got good draws with 1/2 inch of foam. Now the only time I have a problem is the first draw of the day. Seems as though the faucet burps out an initial bit of foam that wants to grow. All draws after that are perfect! I hope you realize I am not complaining, I think your product is great!
 
By the way, the shirt arrived and it fits perfectly. Thanks again.
 
I don't suppose you need an outside sale representative down here in the Louisiana-East Texas-Southwest Arkansas area do you? I would certainly be interested if the circumstances were right.

 

 

 

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